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NVR!! 5/7

Posted by Mike on May 7, 2010 in Night Vision Rules!

Granted, when he won those 6 times he was 11 which was at the very top of the age cap. All the same Mandy Jupes, age 6, at his hula hoop dust.

 
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AHORA! NVR!!!

Posted by Mike on May 5, 2010 in Night Vision Rules!

cinco

 
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NVR 5/3

Posted by Mike on May 3, 2010 in Night Vision Rules!

heroes

 

Yep.   Heroes is coming back.  It’s likely only 13 episodes “final season” order. Meaning they’re gonna tie up all the loose ends for the characters. (But why would they start now?) Had they thought to try that anytime after season 1 they might still have a show.

13 episodes. I’m assuming that means the entire cast that isn’t Claire will have a one episode finale while they spend the other 12 episodes showing Claire trying to fit in to graduate school. 

"My power is the ability to destroy an amazing show by sapping up all the air time with being regular!"

"My power is the ability to destroy an amazing show by sapping up all the air time with being regular!"

Dammit all anyway.

 
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NVR!! 4/30

Posted by Mike on Apr 30, 2010 in Night Vision Rules!

He complied with the "No fatties" addendum only because he told himself he'd make his OWN profile later where Fatties could indeed apply.

Forgive the lateness of today’s entry…EXTRA lateness. I’ve been fighting off a Sharktopus of a headache today.

 
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NVR! 4/28

Posted by Mike on Apr 28, 2010 in Night Vision Rules!

The password Private couldn't get around was ELEPHANT.

 

 

Thus far I’m not very good at this uploading with any sort of regularity. I was doing it at midnight, but I don’t have the following yet, and by time everyone wakes up there are a thousand other tweets involving dreams about dinosaurs and countless facebook posts about what crop your friends planted in FarmVille, that my midnight link to the NVR post has been BURIED.

So I think “I’ll do it in the morning!” because every night I hold out some false hope that TOMORROW MORNING is when everything changes. Tomorrow Morning is a future of wonder and limitless possibilities!

I’ll probably be up at 6 with my son, so I’ll just do all these complex things like type, and see clearly through non-bloodshot eyes!

Late night me sets up these false expectations of Morning me, and Morning me inevitably fails to follow through. Which you would think would piss off Late night me…except Late Night me has already drank next day’s soda.

So it evens out somehow.

 
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NVR!

Posted by Mike on Apr 26, 2010 in Night Vision Rules!

You remember the one where ROy tricked them into digging out the ground for his hot tub? Classic.

 
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NIGHT VISION RULES!

Posted by Mike on Apr 23, 2010 in Night Vision Rules!

Inaccurate. "GUYS" is the worst possible name anyone has ever called one person in all of recorded history. Period.

 
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NVR! 4/21

Posted by Mike on Apr 21, 2010 in Miss C.

Those are, and always have been, night vision goggles. Now that we've cleared that up, feel free to continue not laughing.

 
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NVR 4/19

Posted by Mike on Apr 19, 2010 in Night Vision Rules!

Or am I the only one that picked up on that?

 

Let’s see if we can’t alienate ourselves from the collective early on so they have no desire to read any more of my crappy comics! All the while, possibly endearing us to those who also saw through the Emperor’s highest grossing clothes of all time.

And no, I didn’t just finally get around to seeing Avatar this weekend. I’m not that far behind. I saw it last Tuesday…in the more realistic 2D as well. It didn’t stop us from wearing the 3D glasses. (Thanks Phil)

When you see a movie that resets the standards or what have you outside of its desired platform (in this case, dimensions) that’s when you notice the stuff that isn’t flying past your head, but jamming down your brain’s throat.

This isn’t to say Avatar wasn’t good. It just wasn’t Best Picture of the Year nomination good. It wasn’t highest grossing film until the next one good. Beyond the looming plot thievery, you’ve got the hack dialogue and can someone explain the oversight with the material they’re mining?

 I mean, the evil corporation guy was trying to rape the planet for the resource…UNOBTAINIUM? What happened, does someone already own the trademark on the word Hardtofindonium?

15 years in the making, James, and you spent so much time developing the technology to make the movie that you forgot to go back and at least take 13 seconds to put a different word in place of the gibberish you used to allude to oil? Seriously, my Microsoft Word has a Find/Replace button that helps fix those type of things.

Anyway, done.  Come back Wednesday if you aren’t too pissed!

 
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4/16 NVR

Posted by Mike on Apr 16, 2010 in Night Vision Rules!

We would have also accepted MegaZord.

We’ve stepped it up for the second entry! Man, at this point I hope its not a cataclysmic disaster.

Thanks to DeeBeeSoft.com for the help in getting the new background figured!

The answer is no, by the way, they won’t say the title every strip.

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